35 Crazy Sex Quotes of All Times.


“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”

~Woody Allen


“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”

~Hunter S. Thompson


“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”

~Betty Friedan


THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: ‘Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.’

~George Carlin


“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”

~Leonardo da Vinci


“I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.”

~Henry Miller


“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”

~Suze Orman


“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

~Steve Martin


“I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t realize you’re on the floor.”

~David Levithan


“I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late start without me.”

~Tallulah Bankhead


“Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”

~John Callahan


What is your advice to young writers?

“Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”

Sex pretty much cures everything.

~Chuck Palahniuk


“Pussy is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.”

~Mary B. Morrison


“Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.”

~Erica Jong


 “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

~Billy Crystal


“There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.”



“I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.”

~Angelina Jolie


“Sex is not only the basis of life, it is the reason for life.” — Norman Lindsay
“Don’t have sex with the windows open. Love may be blind but the neighbors aren’t.”

~Shawn Alff


“Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?”

Jarod Kintz


“Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.”



“Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”



 “When you’re not with the person you want to be intimate with, a picture is the next best thing. Well, Skype is safer. But a picture lasts a long time. When you’re alone, and those horny moments come up, pictures can be very handy.”



“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”

~Rodney Dangerfield


“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”

~Johnny Carson


“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”

~Joan Rivers


“If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, ‘I can’t do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'”

~Vince Vaughn


“I am not saying renounce sex, I am saying transform it. It need not remain just biological: bring some spirituality to it. While making love, meditate too. While making love, be prayerful. Love should not be just a physical act; pour your soul into it.”



“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.”

~Jim Morrison


“The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.”

~Hugh Hefner


“Sex is about anticipation not culmination.”

~Chloe Thurlow


“Everybody says sex is obscene. The only true obscenity is war.”

~Henry Miller


“Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?”

~Sue Johanson


“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.”

~Swami X


“Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.”



“Sex is NOT ALL I think about you. I also think about you naked.”





“​The major problem— one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.

To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

~Douglas Adams 

“Elections belong to the people. It’s their decision. If they decide to turn their back on the fire and burn their behinds, then they will just have to sit on their blisters.”

~Abraham Lincoln

“When one with honeyed words but evil mind persuades the mob, great woes befall the state.”


“Election days come and go. But the struggle of the people to create a government which represents all of us and not just the one percent – a government based on the principles of economic, social, racial and environmental justice – that struggle continues.”

~Bernie Sanders