35 Crazy Sex Quotes of All Times.


“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”

~Woody Allen


“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”

~Hunter S. Thompson


“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”

~Betty Friedan


THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: ‘Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.’

~George Carlin


“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”

~Leonardo da Vinci


“I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.”

~Henry Miller


“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”

~Suze Orman


“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

~Steve Martin


“I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t realize you’re on the floor.”

~David Levithan


“I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late start without me.”

~Tallulah Bankhead


“Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”

~John Callahan


What is your advice to young writers?

“Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”

Sex pretty much cures everything.

~Chuck Palahniuk


“Pussy is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.”

~Mary B. Morrison


“Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.”

~Erica Jong


 “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

~Billy Crystal


“There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.”



“I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.”

~Angelina Jolie


“Sex is not only the basis of life, it is the reason for life.” — Norman Lindsay
“Don’t have sex with the windows open. Love may be blind but the neighbors aren’t.”

~Shawn Alff


“Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?”

Jarod Kintz


“Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.”



“Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”



 “When you’re not with the person you want to be intimate with, a picture is the next best thing. Well, Skype is safer. But a picture lasts a long time. When you’re alone, and those horny moments come up, pictures can be very handy.”



“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”

~Rodney Dangerfield


“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”

~Johnny Carson


“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”

~Joan Rivers


“If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, ‘I can’t do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'”

~Vince Vaughn


“I am not saying renounce sex, I am saying transform it. It need not remain just biological: bring some spirituality to it. While making love, meditate too. While making love, be prayerful. Love should not be just a physical act; pour your soul into it.”



“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.”

~Jim Morrison


“The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.”

~Hugh Hefner


“Sex is about anticipation not culmination.”

~Chloe Thurlow


“Everybody says sex is obscene. The only true obscenity is war.”

~Henry Miller


“Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?”

~Sue Johanson


“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.”

~Swami X


“Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.”



“Sex is NOT ALL I think about you. I also think about you naked.”




The Suicide Note.

He has read stories. Stories about why people write. And in one way or another, he feels related to some of them. He writes too. A couple of months ago, he wrote an article about why he writes. He said things. He outlined reasons. Reasons why he writes. He even stated how he started to write. How he began sharing his thoughts with the world. There is one more reason why he writes. Something that he doesn’t consider a problem. Because to him it, isn’t a problem. Well, that depends on how you’ll treat it.

The suicide note: Dated dd/mm/yyyy

“I write because I feel lonely. Most of the time. I am terrible at keeping friends.  I am a terrible person. Right now if you approach me and ask me to mention three guys who would show up every day for a few drinks after work, trust me, there is none. I’m a terrible person. 
I doubt if I had friends back in high school.  Because I don’t remember doing stupid things like sneaking into the girls’ dormitory, or doing drugs or having my ass suspended or kicked out of school because of what I did in a company of my “friends”. I don’t have that history. I don’t remember sending someone with a perfumed letter to some girl from some school and then waiting so eagerly for the reply later in the evening.  I don’t remember. 
What do they call people like me? Sociopath, right? Why do I find it so hard to relate with other people? I don’t have someone to share my experiences with. I’m a man and I know that I’m expected by the society to be strong at all times but damn it, I got feelings too. I stopped talking with the few I thought were my friends because: one of them thinks that I screwed his girlfriend, the other one just stopped talking to me because I couldn’t help him financially, which I couldn’t at that time, and the other one has all over sudden become so fancy to an extent that I find it so hard to even call him on phone. 
My life is a mess. And today, as I write this journal, I want to let everyone know that I’m really tired. I’m tired of being lonely. I’m tired of faking relationships. I’m tired of all these. And maybe no one is gonna take me seriously but please, try to help me out. I know it’s inappropriate to come to you with my social life issues but this is where there are good doctors, good psychiatrist. Help a friend. Help me. That’s my humble request.”
End of the note.
“And he suddenly knew that if he killed himself, he would die. Maybe not immediately, maybe not with the same blinding rush of pain, but it would happen. You couldn’t live for very long without a heart.”
Jodi Picoult
 What I have come to realize is that people go through a lot. Some bad, most of them cruel. We’ve witnessed suicide cases. And most of the time, people commit suicide because of loneliness. No one to talk to. No one to comfort them. No one to help them carry the heavy burden. And these people ask for help in different ways. No one actually listens to them. Just the other day Chester, one of the Linkin Park’s band member committed suicide. And before his death, he actually talked about it in a radio interview. And the journalist laughed about it. Maybe he thought it was one of his jokes.
These people, before committing suicide, try to tell us that things are not okay. Everyday. But we choose not to listen. If I for example say today that I want to kill myself, would you take me seriously? Of course not. “People have their own issues. Issues bigger than yours.” That is what they would say. “You think killing yourself will help solve any of your problems?”  Another would ask.
A suicidal person may not ask for help, but that doesn’t mean that help isn’t wanted. People who take their lives don’t want to die—they just want to stop hurting. Suicide prevention starts with recognizing the warning signs and taking them seriously. If you think a friend or family member is considering suicide, you might be afraid to bring up the subject. But talking openly about suicidal thoughts and feelings can save a life. Let us save a life.


Infuse your life with action. 

Don’t wait for it to happen. 

Make it happen. 

Make your own future. 

Make your own hope. 

Make your own love. 

And whatever your beliefs, 

honor your creator, 

not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, 

but by doing what you can to make grace happen… 


right now, 

right down here on Earth.

Life & Happiness. 

Life, Happiness, Morning

Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain… To feel the freedom that comes from being able to continue to make mistakes and choices – today I choose to feel life, not to deny my humanity but embrace it.
~Kevyn Aucoin